cocknotch

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough

Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"

by Jesslina February 26, 2008

cocksworth

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.

"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."

by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009

cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

by Avolin June 26, 2003

cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.

I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.

by Fletcher Jenkins July 27, 2008

Cock Snoot

1. When a man ejaculates while receiving oral sex and the force of the ejaculation is blasted out of the other person's nose.

2. a derogatory term to refer to a fallacious woman.

"Man, that bitch is such a cock snoot."

by Mev186 July 18, 2015

cocktooth

Much like a sweettooth where the person craves sweets like candies or cookies, the person being referenced is a male who has a craving for the male penis.

she doesnt trust her boyfriend to be alone with other guys, she says he has a cocktooth.

by a saint July 24, 2009

cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005