coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

coditude

When you consume a scarce global resource (possibly on the brink of extinction) because if you don't, someone else will anyway and why should you miss out. Originally started in respect of the cod, but applies to any animal, mineral or energy resource.

I told Phil that sea bass was an endangered species, but when were at the fishmonger he showed complete coditude because he bought it anyway, he said that if he hadn't eaten it someone else would and why should he make that sacrifice

by Countryfarmer August 7, 2010

coitous

Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.

Latin, from past participle of core, to copulate : co-, co- + re, to go, come; see ei- in Indo-European roots.

i·tal adj.

i·tal·ly adv.

Please tell me you are not having coitous!!?

I got this from The Big Bang theory. Lol
Apparently geeks use it instead of saying sex.

by LLu November 19, 2013

Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006

Coitus Avoidus

Closely related to the cock-block (cockus-blockus). Occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible sexual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. Quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your sexual activity.

I was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw Steve coming in for the kill. Steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her I had a girlfriend, even though I don't. He also told her that I was a born-again Christian, and she shouldn't be tempting me with her sex. It was at that moment I realized Steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.

by B-1368 August 4, 2011

colitas

A marajuana bud (word used in hotel california)
NOT made up by the Eagles.

Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air

by G-G-G-Geoff November 7, 2004

Cobi

The best son in the world. Kind, Smart, funny and sweet

I hope my daughter meets a Cobi someday

by mamma1 February 3, 2010