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Kurt Cobain

The lead singer of Nirvana, a truely wonderful man who influenced a generation. Sung such great songs as "Smells Like Teen Spirit", "Im Bloom", "Heart-Shaped Box" and "Lithium". The man who inspired me to pick up a guitar and to try and write songs of my own, and form a small band with some friends. He died before his time, wether is was by suicide or if someone killed him, the sad fact remians that he is no longer with us. He was one of the musical giants of our time, and is greatly missed.
Girl 1: Hey, Smells Like Teen Spirit is on the radio!!
Girl 2: Crank it up, I wanna hear Kurt sing. =D
by Rhyinna Keller December 29, 2004
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cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.
Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005
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Cabbage head

Yet, another outstanding name that Our favourite Warlock (Merlin) has made for our Clot-Pole King (Arthur Pendragon)
by UniqueTeen November 24, 2011
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unseasoned cabbage

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.
Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage
by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018
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cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.
There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!
by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013
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cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.
After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.
by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013
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Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again
“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.
by PoneTone August 10, 2018
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