someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
by j son May 25, 2009
Get the colonel clusterfuck mug.Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.
Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."
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\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\
The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.
It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.
Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.
It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.
Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!
by jksurfer September 19, 2009
Get the clusterfucilitation mug.The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.
Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.
The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.
The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.
I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
by comorbid June 14, 2010
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Get the clusterfucking mug.A place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong and frequently does so, leaving its population feeling useless and aggravated to extremes few knew were possible.
Wife: hey honey,how was work
husband: oh you mean clusterfuckatopolis? it was abso-fucking-lutely fan-fucking-tastic
husband: oh you mean clusterfuckatopolis? it was abso-fucking-lutely fan-fucking-tastic
by JackassNSlacker April 26, 2009
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