Jesus Chrysler

A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.

"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"

by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008

chryseis

Female leader of the Muses. Every guy clandestinely aspires to be could be her devotee....mainly because of her mesmerizing beauty, knowledge of how to bring emotional harmony and insight into capturing the wonder of the human body. She is astonishingly sexy, physically stunning and has an amazingly temperament.

She cares about others and is always there for her friends. She possesses the ability to evaluate the nature of others' personalities and meet their needs. Her openness offers others her spouse a loyal friend and passionate lover.

As a mother she brings unconditional love while providing mature parenting guidance to her children.

When guy sees a stunning lady for the first time he tells his mate, "OMG, I'd tag that lady a chryseis!"

by Sexy-Elegance July 15, 2014

Chrizha

Chrizha is kind and takes every little thing you say in her heart. Chrizha have a soft heart, an overthinker, and cries easily but Chrizha is brave when it comes to her loved ones. Chrizha is fun to be with and you can trust her.

Chrizha is my friend.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Chryselle

Liked by few. Loved by many. Talks more than she should. Keeps herself occupied with loving others. Outspoken and forward while remaining happily hidden in a crowd but only for a little while. Don’t try to figure her out because once you think you have you’ll quickly realize you have not.

If you want truth talk to Chryselle.

by Gammaselle November 24, 2021

Chrysler 300

Aka the poor man’s rolls royce. A vehicle typically seen in the hood and/or ghetto because they have an obscene amount of chrome and that usually appeals to people like that.

Check out my new to me chrysler 300. Its on 24 inch spinners, it has clear coat failure and a lot of chrome.

by Iamtheliquor55 February 17, 2022

Geebus Chrysdal

A replacement for Jesus christ that you can say around those retard christians who care when you say "his name in vain"

"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Geebus Chrysdal calm down!"

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Chrysler

Chrysler and Dodge vehicles can be identified by any number of common issues, peeling paint, missing or broken lights, smoking exhaust, on on the back of tow trucks, leaking, stalling, on fire, etc. Chrysler drivers (when the vehicle is actually running) are usually found speeding to get in front of everyone, only to slow down and hold up traffic. This is usually the case when in a long line of cars on the highway where it will almost always be a Chrysler or Dodge at the front of the line in the high speed lane, keeping pace with a slow car (usually another Chrysler) in the passenger lane so nobody can pass. Chrysler hasn't mastered how to make a car that can make it over 50K miles without major problems, with most problems starting during the warranty period. Warranty problems are generally blamed on the customer and denied. Chrysler also will not take responsibility and recall a vehicle for defects or safety until absolutely forced by the government. Chrysler and Dodge service departments screw people as much as possible and either tell you they can not duplicate an issue, or tell you things like their cars are not meant to be driven over 65mph, or the vehicle should pull so if you fall asleep the car will go off the road. Buying a Chrysler or Dodge usually involves every single component on the car being an option so you are forced to haggle with the overweight salesperson in the circa 1970 suit with the bad breath and the balloons tied to the cars.

You would think Chrysler would give up the automobile business and try something else since they haven't been able to make a car that runs since the late 1960's.

by Mike38943 August 24, 2010