Chromebook

A Chromebook where you watch porn and have sex with your gf

;Chromebook : how is it going; : dude penis

by Bernie gaga gaga March 14, 2018

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright

by User010 September 18, 2020

Chromebook

The quintessential School Computer of the 10s & 20s Decades.

Boy Do I Love Chromebooks!

by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 12, 2020

Chromebook

A device used to look at the meme

Person 1: Hey! I'm getting on my Chromebook to look at the meme
Person 2: Nice!

by imposter113 October 16, 2021

Chromebook

The type of computer your school gives you . Laggy, a lil buggy, and tons of restrictions, this computer will be blocking YouTube and unblocked game websites so much your gonna be on page 15 if google trying to find a working game.

My school gave me a crappy CHROMEBOOK, it’s even missing the arrow keys!

by Definition of retarded November 11, 2021

Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.

I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!

by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022

Chromebook

literary the WORST computer on the market. Why you may ask? Let's take a Windows computer for example. Sleek, smooth, and can download very cool desktop games such as Minecraft. Then we have the Chromebook. Small, micro-sized horrible screen, and, can ONLY download games from the APP STORE. Yes, you heard me right, the app store you would have on your phone. Let's say you download a game from the app store on your cromebbok, guess what? IT HAS MOIBLE CONTROLS! Meaning you cant use the WASD or arrow keys like a normal computer, you have to painfully click and drag using your MOUSE. Not to mention the Chromebooks are VERY laggy. So, in conclusion, if you want to buy a computer, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT buy a Chromebook.

my friend wrote this essay on his Chromebook

by 0rigina1 May 5, 2022