chooch

a very strange and ackward word...commonly confused with the word cooch....This word was first founded in the town of Eastbridgewater, MA..Only foreigners from east of the bridge use it most commonly "tardie"...It is often used in refference to someone who is very stubborn, dimwitted, and does not like to listen to other people...
William: Why wont your mom let you use your car?
Tardie: I dont know she can just be a chooch..
by Billllly June 18, 2007
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chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.
Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.
by zomgPeterson August 04, 2008
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chooch

Moronic immature pain in the ass can also mean: ass hole, cock sucker, jack off, sob, etc...
that chooch threw a grape at my orange juice
by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 22, 2006
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chooch

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..
"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"
by Ben September 15, 2004
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chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.
The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
by jones June 15, 2004
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Chooch

Some one who is named Tyler and uses slightly homo sexual slang through email
"Thanks Bro Montana"

Fwd: What a chooch
by wawa12345 March 12, 2012
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Chooch

To masturbate and sob at the time, using your own tears as lube.
Max went home to chooch after he was called out for being a little bitch.
by Twisted_Edge August 19, 2020
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