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ChodeWank

A devastating insult to throw at some wanker at the back of the school bus. Don't be surprised if they break down and start crying. The wont try and come back at you because its impossible to top that one. Now sit back and relax knowing you have hurled the best possible roast know to mankind.
Oi you absolute chodewank, if you dont pipe the fuck down I will come back there crush you, you living std.
by MissChanadlerBong October 20, 2018
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ChokeDaddy

Someone that would choke you if you ask and that is hot.
Pam: Hey Sarah you see hot John over there you think he would choke me

Sarah: Of course you just have to ask and he will be your Chokedaddy
by King Daddu May 29, 2019
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Chodera

Jim bob use your Chodera
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ChodeApple

hey baljoot what are you eating: a chodeapple you chode baljoob ok
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Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.
The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.
by ChodedKing September 29, 2020
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chodenado

That cloud looks like a chodenado
by IrishFyre February 25, 2021
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Choded

When you put a slinky on a chode so that it fits into a vagina without the chode falling out
Hey babe I trying to get choded
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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