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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
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childhood

a job where you can enjoy whatever you want and you also get paid for it
PRO gamer: Can you imagine your job being just playing games?

child in childhood: yes
by BachSonata69 November 8, 2021
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Childhood Depression

Childhood Depression

Childhood depression is when a child eventually starts not feeling joy and instead just being empty, hollow and depressed.

This usually effects kids when they start being overworked, stressed, and burned out, which leads to sadness, tiredness, and depression.

This probably spiked in 2020, when kids started becoming more distanced over time due to not socializing, and eventually childhood depression started for an unknown number of kids.
Mandy: Why is Sam so sad?

Amanda: I heard he had childhood depression, i hope he recovers.
by anonymous January 27, 2023
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Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

A craazzyy religious order disguised/masked as long term "abuse"/"trauma"- venting.

that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025
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childhood

the worst years of someones life, when one is basically living a prisoner-like lifestyle (i am an actual child, i would know this)
i fucking hate my childhood
by some hackerman December 1, 2018
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childhood

Everyone is a child, but not everyone gets the privilege of having a childhood.
by bearbears July 25, 2020
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