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Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014
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stuff your cheesecake

A phrase used to request an individual to cease speaking.
I'm sick of hearing about your new Google Pixel phone. Now stuff your cheesecake!
by dersmi February 22, 2018
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Last piece of cheesecake

If you are willing to share your last piece of cheesecake with someone,You love that person!
I like him enough to share my last piece of cheesecake..(meaning I love him)
by Amystyles February 8, 2021
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cheesefap

v. To bang the Parmesan cheese shaker wildly on the table to loosen up its contents and cause the cheese to come out smoothly.
I wish I didn't have to cheesefap just to get some extra cheeseness on mah pizza!!
by Ur Lil Shuichi October 16, 2008
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chocolate cheesecake

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!
Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.
by Kool aid April 4, 2005
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fuck the cheesecake

To say fuck it, to the bullshit, to the cheesecake, to all of it. Just fuck it.
by CassieDisaster January 26, 2006
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fried cheesecake

by joselyn woods June 19, 2008
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