I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

cheese grater

Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.

After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.

Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing

by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021

Cheese Grater

A person who wears braces.

He is such a cheese grater.

by JingleHangle January 4, 2018

cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025