Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

chair

something you use to rest your butt

i love sitting in chairs

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”

by yupthegardai February 21, 2019

Chair

Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss

Would u chair my friend?

by 456gal March 17, 2019

chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019

Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020

chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020