by John McGuinness November 17, 2013
Get the to chairmug. noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.
verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...
verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...
verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
by MrKapper June 30, 2007
Get the chairmug. The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 30, 2006
Get the in chairmug. Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
by Aldoism October 2, 2016
Get the Chairedmug. From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
by Alex Nye April 24, 2005
Get the chairnessmug. by Wangtastic May 13, 2005
Get the chairmug. For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.
For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.
For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.
Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.
by CrazyAllCaps November 19, 2017
Get the The Chairmug.