catfish

Bearded Lady, hairy woman, women with lots of facial hair

Check that catfish out she's hairier than Jesus

by tonydenver May 06, 2010

Catfishing

When someone decieves you about how they look

Girls wearing makeup but when da makeup gone they look ugly as fuck wow this iguana is catfishing

by Thefactualboys September 05, 2020

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

catfish

Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.

Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!

by waterdude125 September 02, 2010

catfish

A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.

If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?

by Hugga January 04, 2005

catfish

Someone who pretends to look or act like something there not, mosty think there the sexiest out there. Someone who think other people need them when they don't .

Dude did you hear how James got. Totally catfished last week?

by jahforia February 02, 2016

catfish

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

by vatonyjmu1978 November 13, 2007