Camera Maggot

a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.

Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.

by yknti July 3, 2009

Cameraphile

Noun(n)
Root words: Camera, Philia.

1)A person who, when taking photographs of him/herself, always puts on a seductive face for the camera.

2) A person with an extreme passion for cameras and photography.

Jake: "Dude did you see Kristen's pics on Facebook?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, she's a total cameraphile."

Craig: "Yes! I got a new camera!! I can't wait to take pictures with it!"
Eric: "Come on, stop being such a cameraphile."

by LimeFaceX July 16, 2009

Caterpieing

The sexual act of painting your penis to look like a caterpie and then using "String shot" on little children as they go bug catching.

I was caterpieing in the veridian forest earlier and some kid tripped on a pokeball and shit himself.

by SharterofPowah January 22, 2015

Caterbabies

Caterpillars that are kept as pets

I have to bring my caterbabies with me

by SealGirlGamer May 21, 2019

Suicide Camera

A camera placed in a particular spot to get great footage before coming to a untimely demise.

Dirty Jobs features suicide cameras regularly.

by NeverReadyProduction January 3, 2010

social caterpillar

One who avoids social situations but better then a wallflower.

Zachary was a social caterpillar after he turned 13.

by Stoner Geniuses April 18, 2018

colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020