Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 23, 2022

cashew

A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you

Hey my cashew is misbehaving help

by EzioReal August 14, 2021

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

Scarlet Cashew

A Scarlet Cashew is when the clitoris has been rubbed raw during sex.

After sex it was a Scarlet Cashew or she must have had a rough night with that scarlet cashew.

by Panda6 July 4, 2021

cashew

Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend

Hey my cashew is misbehaving today

by EzioReal August 13, 2021