carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008

Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

by ring_leader_uk May 14, 2009

carrot

a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010

Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018

carroting

The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.

Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.

by jaylovescarrots January 7, 2010

carrot

an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.

by Bugs Bunny April 2, 2003