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carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010
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Caruso-ism

An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.
Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".

Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)
by panda foxfire March 29, 2009
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Curoused

The feeling when you discover something odd, weird, abnormal, freaky, etc and are left with a feeling of arousal.
Guy One: Dude she is going to bone me, except the other way around.
Guy Two: Are you talking about pegging?
Guy One: What's that?
Guy Two: Instead of a man fucking a woman in the ass. She puts a strap on and she fucks him in the ass.
Guy One: Oh, lol no.
Guy Two: Well when I read "except the other way around" I thought the worst, but was slightly curoused.
by Anotherrandomdude December 27, 2011
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carolusx

promote your art for free on Carolusx.com
by CarolusX March 25, 2019
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Croustini

Le Croustini est un repas qui s'apparente au Mukier, la différence notable est que le mukier comporte la moitié du contenu du Croustini, de plus, il est également vivant.
Personne A - "J'ai peur de trop en prendre si je prends un croustini !"
Personne B - "Cherche toi un mukier à la place!"
by Valix February 13, 2022
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Caroshell

Caroshell is the hottest girl you can ever imagine, she gives the best advice ever. If you ever wanna choose a clothing. Ask her!
Dude 1 - “She’s so hot. Who is she?”
Dude 2 - “Shes a Caroshell. She has the best options
by Ella is here February 19, 2023
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caruso

(noun). a medical condition that compels the victim to remove his sunglasses for dramatic effect in the middle of seemingly every sentence.
You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear... -David Caruso
by Charles Murray June 28, 2007
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