A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.
2. What the gently caress is going on here?
3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
2. What the gently caress is going on here?
3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
by flumpis December 24, 2008
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by INfamousGhost100 February 14, 2019
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A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.
Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.
Dude 2: Man, I know.
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Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!
Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....
Dude 2: Man, I know.
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Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!
Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....
by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018
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Get the trade cards mug.A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
by Someone you'd like to know August 14, 2006
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by Mr Right and Perfect Boyfriend January 30, 2017
Get the Caressa mug.A phrase that means you want to go and have sex. It is comparable to Netflix and chill, but for old people or lame people who do not have Netflix.
by Cori and Laura April 7, 2021
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