Cornishman

a young man from Cornwall who abuses one Spanish word

que? I'm from Cornwall. I learn from a book.

by kitten March 14, 2005

Carnist

Someone who works the carnival, as a career, or someone studying carnivalology.

This word is not about meat, aside from the plant eaters mistakenly using the word in a redundant fashion it ONLY refers to Carnivals and their workings.

This clown is a carnist as he spent his entire career in the carnival.

by purple hippo September 27, 2018

Carnist

A term applied to people who eat meat, usually by vegetarians attempting to feel superior

Moonchild: "UH! You're eating animal flesh?! What are you, a Carnist?"
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."

by JK Trolling April 16, 2014

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

Carnist

The word carnist was originally used to describe people who work their careers in the carnival, and was appropriated by the vegan scourge as a redundant descriptor for normal omnivorous society as a sad cry to garnish unhealthy attention.

The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.

The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.

It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.

#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.

Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.

Jonny the clown was a carnist, as his entire career was in the carnival.

by Jesus Devil September 30, 2018

cornish hen

A sexual position, similar to the missionary position, for very plain looking people having very plain sex. Little to no movement is involved.

The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.

Troy: Gross. I think Lenny is in there giving Pearl the old fashioned cornish hen.

Zack: But I don't hear anything.

Troy: Exactly.

by pantsman79 January 25, 2008

Cornish

To do a 'Cornish'; behave violently, as if in a great rage

a state of extreme anger;

to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

"He has just done a Cornish!"

by WeddingGuest July 3, 2009