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Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 22, 2019
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Caira

A Caira is a beautiful inside and out girl. She's SEXY af and all the boys love her. She one of the most popular girls bit gets kinda shy at times. She acts loud and obnoxious though, Lol! She is insecure about what people say about her but never shows it. If you meet a Caira be sure to be one of her friends real quick because she be your friend just as quick as she'll cut you off!! Caira can fight too she'll knock you out in a punch don't mess wit her. But she super nice too. Caira don't know what to be, lol.
Look at CairaI wanna ask her out but I'm scared as hell.
by abossatheart February 7, 2018
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caprants

Caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. They are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. You will cringe when you see them.
Hint: If the bottom of the "pants" hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants.
"Oh my god monique, check out that girl. MAJOR CAPRANTS ALERT"
by Sophie Demers April 1, 2008
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Capac

a town full of shit talker... somewhere where everyone does really know your name, and where you live, and what your doing, and the last person you slept with.. ect.. ect.. people actually meet for breakfast just to talk about other people in the town...


In the middle of nowhere,,,, the boonies.. podunk.. a small country town....



stands for Cows And Pigs And Chickens..

Home of the best damn beer pong players in the world.... thats right baby...

no its not a movie.. thats kapax bithces..
where you from???
you wouldn't know it.. it's called capac
Oh yea dude, no idea....
by Finn1440 July 3, 2008
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Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 22, 2019
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Capac

A place you will surely regret moving to. A place where the teens boys are jokes. (Douchebags, scum-bags, haters, stuck-up, followers) ALL of them are this way. It's a proven fact! And 55% of the girls are hoes. This is not to be confused with the fact that you could be a virgin who never even kissed a boy at the age of 16 and you would be considered a whore. See 'ignorance'.
Population:

40% Redneck
30% Shit Talkers & "Gangsters" (hahahaha)
20% Whore
5% Emo
4% Nerd
1% Decent people

Decent people are hard to find here. Find one? Keep them around.

Hot Spots:
Lions Park:
Known famously for hoes suckin dick in the woods or graffiti on the childrens play things. Winners huh?

Andddd that's about it.

Now onto the losers you will find in town.
'Wanna be gangsters' just roamin the streets. (Sucks not havin a car, huh?) (They act like they're rich kids but they actually live in a small little town house with no air conditioning and a bike rather than a car.)
Hoes that follow the wanna-be's around
Decent people (sometimes)

Douchebags ( They wear 'funky' sunglasses such as aviators or any other 'fancy' styled eyewear, they dress in skate clothes or hollister. They're not even old enough to buy their own cigarettes. They don't know it but, drivers by scoff at the sight of them. They walk around like they think they're hot shit and/or celebrities. When really no one gives a shit about them. )
Example #1
Heyy babyyy :)
Hey :)
Your so cute! I wanna get to know you better :)
What do you wanna know :)
Hmmm... Where do you livee? :)
Capac how about you?
*hangs up*
Hello?

Example #2:
Yeah I just moved in here from Capac
Ohh, thats why.....
Whats that supposed to mean?
Nevermind.
by HateCapac October 10, 2011
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Handi-Capable

A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.
Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.
by Stefuunee STFU! July 11, 2009
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