caillou

Caillou is a 4yr old boy who does not ever seem to age he is a bratty kid that always gets his way and does not deserve any hair. In French caillou translates to bald noot.

Person: ugh your so annoying

Person2: your such a fucking caillou

by BALD NOOT September 06, 2017

caillou

A fucked up kid's show about a spoiled little turd who gets upset when he doesn't get his way.

If Caillou was real, I'd kill him.

by BklynKnight March 07, 2005

caillou

Such a Little brat and a CUNT. Caillou is a dickwad that only cares for himself and hates everyone.

hey caillou you're a CUNT

by CaillouIsACUNT September 15, 2019

caillou

satan himself born into a little child twat's body

"Oh look, it's satan... wait no that's caillou"

by okpleasestop March 10, 2018

caillou

A worthless piece of shit that walks around killing people with smells and looks. he doesn't know anything because he gets kicked out of every school. when he gets in a fight he always wins because of his looks and smells, no wonder every body is scared of him. when I try to watch the show I have nightmares for the next week or so, Caillou is the biggest horror movie/show, that's why he gets no fricking views, people are to scared of him. he's the new momo people die because of him, why so dramatic im over here locking all doors and closing all windows also blocking that show. when people see him at the airport they get on a plane immediately even if its not there plane, just to get away from that ugly-ass cancer infected bitch. no wonder people are starting to jump off bridges, because of this little f*ck

mom: go to your room
Caillou: *destruction of the world*

by badaja man March 17, 2019

caillou

A perfectly shaved pussy

damn that bitch looking like caillou

by The caillou man October 17, 2017

caillou

The kiddie show on PBS about a boy with cancer and two moms.

Have you seen Caillou? PBS is so edgy.

by Wilford Brimley July 30, 2006