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Cracked.com

A website which prides itself as "America's Only Humor Site" most often featuring some very interesting topics presented in a list form with a humorous outlook. While a great place to learn facts and be entertained, with a nice hint of benign satire, the writers of Cracked.com are starting to take things too far.

While these subjects may be quite interesting and informative , topics such as "5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses" and "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist", do NOT belong on "America's Only Humor Website" despite how many little jokes they use decorate them so that they can remain funny while actually being deadly serious. What also doesn't belong on "America's only humor website" is pretty much all of the writer's preachy and one sided liberal bias, which causes the reader who doesn't share the exact same views to rather feel alienated and demonized by the writers WHOSE JOB IT IS TO HUMOR THEM NOT INDOCTRINATE THEM and also their many commentators many of whom only read Cracked.com because "Americas Only Humor Website's" idea of satire caters to a sense of humor (the "only humor") that suits their own views.
CRACKED.COM: "America's Only Humor Website" (DISCLAIMER: If you do not believe in Feminism, abortion, gun control, same-sex marriage or cannabis legislation, abandon all hope of ever writing for us. Don't read our articles. Don't contact us. Don't subscribe to our feeds. Cracked.com is a safe space on the internet for tolerance and from being judgemental of people towards their views, their educational background and their race.*)

* "Almost every republican is a white lower to middle class undereducated person from the south,meaning a majority of them range from stupid to dumbfuck stupid."
*" Republicans - The far right: stubborn gun wielding anti-abortion homophobes who want to run this nation."

(both copied and pasted from the opening lines of two different Cracked.com articles about republicans.)
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rice caked

When one drops in on your wave when surfing.
Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.
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back cracked

Back Cracking is to have rough sex that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure.

To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)
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cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
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boss cocked

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.
Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.
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Cacker

Dorset/Hampshire word for pikey.
Thorney Hill in Bransgore - Christchurch is full off cackers - mostly pikeys who have abandoned their caravans for council houses.
Not the same as a chav - Cackers will be from gypsy stock.
Here Dave have you seen all those caravans on the recreation ground? - Yeah they are Cackers.
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cracked out

someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall
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