Cabbage Patcher

Intoxicated homeless person or street beggar

Bloated face,pinky red in colour,coarse filthy hair with inverted top and bottom lips,reminiscent of the popular childrens stuffed toy.There are both male and female Cabbage Patchers.

by Richbarter00 January 27, 2011

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch December 12, 2008

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

cabbagepatchin

The act of analy raping a young polish boy in a catholic confession booth. Boy must be under 4'1'' and under the age of thirteen. Must consist of bug to shmack contact.

Yo dude, the guy looks like he just got done cabbagepatchin! I just got cabbagepatched so hard! uh uh momma!

by bugmasher96 November 14, 2011