cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

by Diego September 16, 2003

cotton slut

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.

I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.

by Casedork September 24, 2004

Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

cuttin corral

The place where Napoleon Dynamite gets his jewfro

Napoleon Dynamite: I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin Corral.

by Laigh August 23, 2007

cutting a rope

Taking a long shit

Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!

by Brosephguay September 25, 2017

cotton mouth

Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.

"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

cutting shapes

when one takes it to the dancefloor and dances with style and flair using both arms and feet.

That club was banging the music had me cutting shapes all night long

by Stuart Sutton November 22, 2007