Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood

If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.

by Autobot5 June 12, 2009

hunt cunt punt

The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.

Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!

by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018

running cunt punt

the act of a woman pissing you off so bad that you get a running start and kick her directly in her vagina while yelling its good!!!!!!

i was telling a story at lunch and that bitch kept trying to one up me so i took a couple steps back ran towards her and gave her a running cunt punt. i bet she will never do that again.

by sullythehead July 20, 2010

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

Twin Cunt Punt

(Noun)- A professional tactic whereby a male employee lower on the corporate hierarchy than two females irreparably damages the credibility of the two females by proving to a third party that the work of the two females is incorrect.

Michael performed the fabled Twin Cunt Punt when, at the behest of Marcus the Partner, he reviewed Kelly and Erica's work and found several gaping holes in the analysis.

by Baseballa4Life86 April 7, 2011

caveman cunt punt

when the girl is on top and she slides to slip off point then as she slams down thrust as hard as possible

she was teasing me like fuck so i just waited till the right point and baym caveman cunt punt

by ulovetohateme September 22, 2011