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Chapstick

Something that Tomura Shigaraki from MHA or BNHA needs.
Person A: hey you know chapstick?
Person B: Yeah Shigaraki really needs some.
Shigaraki: SCREEEEEEEE
by Shamelessimp January 10, 2021
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chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!
by Jag III November 13, 2004
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Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.
"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."
by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010
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Chapstick Swinger

The act of sharing ones chapstick with his/her friends.
Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"

Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."
by He's Electric September 30, 2010
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Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019
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backup chapstick

A side hoe

Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away

Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
by argylesweaters March 10, 2020
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The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017
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