When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.
This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman March 01, 2025
Cornelius Fück is a great artist and teacher. He likes to explain modern art and repair sometimes his bike during school lessons. Also hes a omniscient narrator in the story of the world. You will recognise him by his long bicuspid beard. His cock length amounts 16,9 cm which is average for Thinkers.
Cornelius Fück has a big cock
by Der Lampe (2cm) May 23, 2024
“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”
“What is wrong with you”
by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 09, 2023
by Blue boy123 June 08, 2023
Cornelius is nice
by Fortnite 0416 November 14, 2021
Certainly! Here's a dictionary-style definition for "cornelius":
Cornelius (noun):
1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.
Cornelius (noun):
1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.
by Jacob Wheeler the 4th February 15, 2024