Cornelius

The second funniest man alive, and a slave

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius

by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023

John Cornelius

The name of the conductor guy from the polar express

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”

by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023

Ty cornelius

Synonymus with trash, dookie or bad at something. Also means to fail at a simple task.

Wow, I feel like ty cornelius cause i messed ip that easy task
Damn you must be ty cornelius because you are bad at fortnite

Fortnite bloom is so ty cornelius

by Theonespeakeroftruth December 2, 2023

Cornelius

A priest, typically quite a rare but endangered species. Often known for having a fleet of youth parliament on the alter in his church.

Watch out, there is Cornelius!

by Alfert SheinStein August 17, 2022

Cornelius

A boy named Cornelius is usually very weird. They’re kind of weird and talk to way too many girls on Snapchat. So much so that everyone begins to think that they are fruity and homosexual. The easiest way to identify a Cornelius is by the amount of bitches they have, 0.

“Look at that Cornelius over there! Absolutely zero bitches. L

by Mombanger69 April 26, 2022

Cornelius

A Cornea

There's something in my cornelius.

by Krogi October 18, 2022

Cornelius

When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.

Yooo the do when I look a Cornelius?

by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022