boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people

"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"

by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006

Companion Quandale Dingle

Side Chick of quandale dingle

bro my mom found out about my companion quandale dingle now im in big trouble

by bigboybaby69420 April 28, 2022

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.

Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"

by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022

Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.

"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "

by EMjobz March 1, 2012

Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.

*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion

by Love_Songs July 13, 2014

Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.

Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!

by givesies February 22, 2018