Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.

His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.

by Dr Farhan January 22, 2022

Cog Jog

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

Cog Sucker

A person who allows their self to be expended, exploited and depleted by a system that cares nothing for them--one who squanders their potential by being a "cog" in the wheels of the system as opposed to finding ways around it.

Person 1: "Yo C just found a good clean non-system way to make funds and still have his own time and build fittingly in life. You think P would want to link up on something like that?"
Person 2: "Nah man... P is a cog sucker. P is either gonna flip burgers, work gas stations or cubicles at best before he does something on those lines."

by Agape Leone September 20, 2016

cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

by alboutdabenjy June 20, 2011

boy cog

two idiots are texting and have a spelling error

i hailey boy cog many times a day .

by :):(: March 9, 2018

chop a cog

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out

Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog

by lordofthetower June 17, 2009

cog-swoggler

One who swoggles much cog

Dude, Ted just ate all my chicken fingers while I was in the bathroom, what a god damned cog-swoggler

by Merriam Webster Hops June 2, 2010