anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

Chopstick Daddy

When your partner has chopsticks in their mouth like a walrus, and you're having intercourse. They slap your butt like a walrus slapping a rock.

My husband is such a chopstick daddy.

by Jobeeit April 5, 2019

asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

Chopstick Lesbian

An Asian lesbian

Yo that Asian girl is a chopstick lesbian!

by chopstickzzzz August 15, 2017

Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.

i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!

by Emil69master August 18, 2016

Golden Chopsticks

The act of two Asians double penetration upon a women while also peeing on or inside of her.

Yellow 1: I want the butt.
Yellow 2: Good, I want the pussy! Let's golden chopsticks this bitch.

by Wharlest April 28, 2011