the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

shake the celery stick

the male version of shaking ur lettuce

"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"

by yeahyeahyeah2412 August 18, 2009

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

Celery

The bestest nickname to give to your bestest friend and love of your life, regardless of their actual name, Celery is love, Celery is life. Better yet, you use this for the greatest thing in all life.

Man, that girl right there is My Celery.
Dude, that player is The Celery!

by Delia=C+C July 23, 2024

Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020