kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")
Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!
by scottgrizzard April 12, 2020
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Collins Calfs

When somebody has extremely muscular calfs
Dang bro those are some nice Collins Calfs you have
by SockSlave October 04, 2019
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Hanny Calf

The cutest girl you’ve ever met. She can make you laugh more than anyone else and is always there for you.
Hanny Calf is such a Cutie Calf.
by PepperoniStick14 November 09, 2020
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baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.
Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.
by Biggity Big Pun June 06, 2007
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Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 09, 2021
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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Mosher's calf

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam
by piphere September 30, 2013
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