tag-a-calf

the act of smoking a marijuana joint.

raymond decided to tag-a-calf before work today

by earl noes March 15, 2003

veal_calf

veal_calf , very ugly forum whore who posts too often and is thought of as an idiot and/or nub

Man, you are one ugly mother fucker, you are as ugly as veal_calf

by pinoypride November 4, 2004

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.

Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf

by Urbocks August 12, 2019

Hanny Calf

The cutest girl you’ve ever met. She can make you laugh more than anyone else and is always there for you.

Hanny Calf is such a Cutie Calf.

by PepperoniStick14 November 9, 2020

Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.

Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year

by Josiahtouches October 8, 2021

bison calf

A baby or young bison.

I see a bison calf.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023