Bus Driver

A variation of the shocker, performed on a woman, with one (finger) in the front and the rest in the back.

I can't believe it man, Tracy let me give her the bus driver last night and now my hand smells.

by onlinedegenerate May 5, 2009

Bus Driver

Any friend of yours in there 20's who is obsessed with dating and or making out with underage girls simply on the grounds that legal ones are a hassle emotionally.

my older brother was being abus driver on these freshman just last week at the park

by bloodydroolpitt September 28, 2006

bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

by Bob May 19, 2004

Cincinnati Bus Driver

While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.

I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.

by Its a bitch girl July 31, 2011

Chinese Bus Driver

The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving

Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!

by 2269 September 17, 2010

bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.

They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

school bus driver

Derogatory term for a lesbian

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.

by almost June 22, 2004