named after its creator, a total lie told in story form and with no way to prove its validity or falseness; can also refer to an instance in which someone talks about something they have no clue about
by taz gam March 20, 2004
Get the burt talemug. This motha fucka hotter than the sun he can fuck me anytime he's so fucking hot I love him he can rail me and he can suck my dick cause he's so hot uwu I love him I love him he's so fucking cute and seggsy with his headphones and his black hat gkckxak
by BurtCurtisMyBeloved June 15, 2021
Get the Burt Curtismug. When you give someone a Hot Carl, cut out a strip in the plastic wrap so that the person's upper lip will be exposed. After you shit on the person, remove the plastic wrap and they will be left with a Burt Reynolds mustache. For advanced Hot Carlist, you can try a Freestyle Burt Reynolds. This is where you try to place a big fat turd on the upper lip without the help of the plastic warp.
by bokeypunk October 17, 2006
Get the Burt Reynoldsmug. Step 1. Have your chick shave your back or her pussy. Step 2. Take hair in hand and fuck your girl doggie. Step 3. Right b4 cumming pullout. Step 4. Flip over your bitch and blow on her upper lip. Step 5. Smear back or pubic hair on her upper lip. The result is a Burt Reyonalds authenticate immitation Mustache.
by CD June 4, 2003
Get the Burt Reyonaldsmug. by Squidward is daddy 🦑🦑🦑🦑 January 16, 2020
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by iasnanc October 18, 2022
Get the isaac burtmug. 