Burlington

A quaint largely unheard of city in Vermont full of homeless people, hippies, and college students. The place where the 60's never died, in fact its just getting started!

Dude 1: Dude lets drive up to Burlington, buy beers and herb off a homeless dude, get some UVM chicks and party all day on North Beach!

Dude 2: Yea man lets do a bbq and share our herb with all the hippies!

Dude 1: Only in Burlington man, only in Burlington!

by njhippiedude420 July 23, 2008

Burlington

A growing city located between Hamilton and Toronto. Only Burlingtonians know that there is a difference between kids from millcroft, southburlington and lakeshore. Millcrofters along with orchard kids are assholes shat out by rich people and are extremely sheltered for most of their lives. Although willing to take on any pussy from Oakville Burlingtonians will forever be weary of those from Hamilton.

Burlington Kid: Fuck you oakville fight me!
Oakville kid: I would but i can't... because i dont want to hurt you thats it...ya!
Burlington Kid: Okay bud Okay bud

by foxbox101 January 12, 2010

burlesque

something that DJ Forehead (Brendon Urie) likes to compose a lot

"here I am cOMPOSING A BURLESQUE"

by a fucking panic! fan July 7, 2017

Burlacking

To lie about something or to extremely over-exagerate.

Michael just said he has 17 customers in front of him...I am sure he is burlacking us, it's probably more like 3!!!

by awinner August 26, 2005

Northern Burlington

The shittiest school in the world, no one will ever understand what goes on there unless they have been there first hand. Nudes go around weekly ruining people, people are dicks to anyone and everyone because they think it makes them cool. Filled with the fakest white girls in the world that wish they were and try to act black, if they dont have the newest clothes and makeup they cry and curse out their parents. If u rnt fake and popular and caught up in all the daily dose of drama then you have a super small friend group and no one knows u exist. Teachers dont know shit, students somehow fail the most idiotic classes in the world, and you are bound to get depression. White girls horde gay blacks guys and white kids who think their the shit cuz they juul and hookup with a different guy every week cuz thats how big of sluts girls there are. A girl and guy could hookup once think they like each other a week later hate each other and be "heartbroken," "used," and or "depressed" when they really arent and have no clue what it means to be. And dont even get me started on the wannabe rednecks and tryhard indians

Why are you such a dickhead?
Im from Northern Burlington, duh.

by nondickrider January 17, 2019

Burlington City High School

A high school in Burlington city with grades 7th through 12th. There are lots of thots and bitch ass niggas, most of them are fake and act like they fight even though they can't. BCHS is dirty as shit and is broke too. If you go to Burlington City High School you'll find that most people there talk shit but can't back it up.

Tysean: I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with her "best friend"

Jordan: I bet she goes to Burlington City High School

by John snowpea March 6, 2019

Burlap Sack Condom

When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.

You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.

You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.

She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.

Conversation Held in the basement:

You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"

by Pollup January 18, 2008