buffting

Attractive, glamorous or generally pleasing. Similar to ‘buff’ but with greater value and credibility.

This girl was buffting

by Gathe November 27, 2002

Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Buttering the Cat

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.

"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"

by philhellenike December 22, 2021

Buffington

An adjective which describes an attractive woman. (British Slang)

Jack: "So I hear you're getting a foreign exchange student."
Ryan: "What of it?"
Jack: "I hope she's buffington."
Ryan: "Me too."
Jack: "Dibs."

by KyleIsCrazy March 30, 2009

Buffing

When men/women who are firefighters, EMS, or police officers yell GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS as loud and crazy as they can when an fire truck, ambulance or police car with lights and sirens on drives by the

Buffing is went about as follows, for example :

oh my god, truck 21 GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS, FUCK YEAH!!

“Oh my god it’s RESCUE 63 the heavy duty ego company GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS FUCK YEAH!!! EXTRICATE THAT EGO!!!”

“Also knows for saying drop your socks and grab your cocks, GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS”

by Firefighter110 October 30, 2019

end my suffering

When you have suffered enough

Ughh. End my suffering, I have 10 tests this week

by Ir0l3playb1sh August 18, 2018

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009