brisket booty

when a man flips you over real fast, whips out a big red funnel and stuffs it full of sautéed brisket that has been perfectly cooked.

woah man! Did you do the brisket booty!

by steven hawkings charger March 09, 2019

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

Lady Brisket

Refers to adult human female genitalia. Eating lady brisket is synonymous with cunnilingus. But while a muff diver is merely someone who goes down, a lady brisket eater is someone who has "a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career".

Binky: I like eating brisket

Pooky: You like eating them lady brisket too, don't you Binky?

by Wombats on Ponies August 07, 2021

Brisket

a very offensive insult in which you compare someone to a slab of brisket(specifically beef).

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YOU BRISKET!!

by BrisketBattler April 30, 2023

Brisket

When you eat a Biscuit and then you drink brisk while the biscuit is in your mouth

Wow, i wanna eat a brisket

by I THINK ITS A GOOD WORD TO SAY November 27, 2018

Brisket

A woman’s genitalia resembling tender strips of beef brisket

So last night Yolanda came over and I chowed down on her brisket for over an hour . So tasty

by DJ robanski August 03, 2022

shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 13, 2023