Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?
by Gnar Cakes September 09, 2008
Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.
by Regulas Prime October 05, 2020
In British slang it refers to being hungover from partying/drinking all night. It takes after the concept of the durability of a locked briefcase, being able to drink all night and keep going.
D: "My God, that club last night was the dogs bollocks."
E: "I know. It was wicked. Today I am completely briefcased."
E: "I know. It was wicked. Today I am completely briefcased."
by Rockafrosh November 08, 2011
When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.
Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.
Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.
Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.
Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.
Sinclair: You're Welcome.
by Mike109999 November 15, 2022
Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018
by Justin Gore July 03, 2012
“The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.
by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024