Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)

Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine

by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020

Breakfast Anus

When milk and fruit loops are inserted into the anus and is eaten with a silver spoon.

I gave my girlfriend a Breakfast Anus today. Yummmmy!

by oofblocks March 17, 2020

Kentucky Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.

Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.

by doctadoseydose February 6, 2017

European Breakfast

When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.

“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”

by Snailyboy May 6, 2022

One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

Welsh Breakfast

A mug of tea and a blowjob. Normaly in bed.

The wife gave me welsh breakfast in bed this morning.

by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 28, 2010

Brewin' Breakfast

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.

Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!

by 902boyz September 12, 2010