To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.
"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
by Billiam Valerie December 19, 2016
Imagine your summer plans are ruined due to the poor planning of Berk. A once-in-a-lifetime free Isreal, weeks of planning, for what? No execution? Three weeks in the making and he can't close a trip? Ladies and Gentlemen: this is a Berk Botch (Trademark Pending).
I've been so busy and trusted that he could execute this plan for us as he implied he was the one in charge, but nothing got done and we are no longer going to Israel, what a Berk Botch.
by Won't-Let-This-Happen-Again February 02, 2023
An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
by nicky nams January 10, 2008
Botched rapper is also known as “Cardi B”, “Payola b”, “barfi” and more. She is known for being botched, changing faces daily and being obsessed with Nicki Minaj. Please be aware of botched rapper. HIDE your men! She is known for robbing and drugging them.
Person 1: Oh my god this girl looks so botched! Who is she?
Person 2: Thats Cardi b! Run away before it’s too late! She is also being defined as Botched rapper.
Person 2: Thats Cardi b! Run away before it’s too late! She is also being defined as Botched rapper.
by IceMinaj February 13, 2023
One does not define Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life
11-0 win. botch life.
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life
I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life
I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them
by #Botch Life April 28, 2012