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Boner

An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.
Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic
by VitaminX May 21, 2006
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

A term used to express when you are really excited about something or when something really great happens. Note: better if used by females.

Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode
"We're going to Tampa for Spring Break."
"That's such a boner."

"Sushi for dinner?"
"I have a boner."

"Meet me on the quad it's so nice out."
"10,000 boners."

"Want to go to NY this weekend?"
"BONER!"

Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one."
or spelled "BONAH"
by Loonifer Bunny October 20, 2009
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

I have too boner.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 14, 2014
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.
Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.
by i made a mistake October 29, 2019
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

When a guy sees something sexy, his dick may get stony and he will want to fuck whatever it is.
Rick: Dude, you got a boner!
Nathan: Yeah, that porn ad looks pretty sexy....
by CopierCattus December 3, 2019
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate
I have a boner did
by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021
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