british columbia

canadian province with lots of weed

I smoked weed in Vancouver, British Columbia

by 0000 October 16, 2003

beastie boyitis

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.

"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"

by jagja April 12, 2009

british people

they have no teeth they love crumpets and tea and they speak minecraft enchantment table

"Oi bruv come down smithhingdam Knoll and ill show u who your bloody messin with ya dumb cunt" - british people

by actualhumanbeing November 22, 2020

British Delight

A herbal substance, which when smoked produces a high somewhat similar to that of marijuana. However unlike marijuana, it is legal, does not show up in drug tests and costs $5 per gram. While the origins of this substance are unknown it is rumoured that the British are taxing it a penny per pound...

Tipsy: Let me get some of that British Delight.
Passerby: Don't buy that shit! Don't you know it's taxed by the British?

by I.B.High September 24, 2011

british springwater

When a British bloke or a bird sticks ice cubes up their rectum and catches the water as it melts in a glass.

Custard was very thirsty and need to get a refreshing drink, so she opted for British springwater.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

Stupid British fuck

Georgenotfound

Dream ones said “get off you stupid British fuck”

by Blamar May 15, 2021

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004