Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010

Friendly bobber

A person who tries to be buddy-buddy with everybody, but talks bad about them behind theirs backs. Or just tries to do it to be more popular

Omg she is such a friendly bobber!!!!! She is always trying to be friends with everyone

by Drizzy89 April 14, 2013

boobed

When a woman attacks you with her breast area.

Opps sorry i just boobed you.

by Jeffscriv July 22, 2007

bombed out

To fail badly at something, while suggesting there was an element of unluckiness or inevitability working against you or the subject of said failure.

A slightly slicker way of saying 'epic fail' or 'botched' and a quicker way of saying 'crashed and burned' while lacking the culpability of 'screwed up'.

a: How'd it go with what's-her-name last night?
b: Ah, I bombed out, but no worries, I hooked up with your sister.
a: Oh... Wait, what?

X: How's the derivatives business going? Still trading CDS and sub-prime mortgages?
Y: Nah, market bombed out, wasn't my fault.
X: Yes it was you sack of shit!

by ryuta888 July 8, 2012

Bombed

1.to be drunk or high on drugs

2.to do really poorly on something

A boy who was in DARE class whispered to his friend.

Boy: "Ready to get bombed after this?"
DARE officer: "What was that!?"
Boy: "I said 'I really bombed on your quiz'!"
DARE officer: "Oh, well study harder next time."

by chocolate box July 22, 2006

Ricky Bobbied

To get screwed over, usually in an extremely shady manner.

The boy ricky bobbied his former employer for seven grand.

by coltsrawk907 February 28, 2011

Blue Bobber

Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.

I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.

I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.

by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020