bogrider

used when describing a male who has tried to shag a toilet

did ya see that kevy bogrider there now

by pete99 August 8, 2010

Boarder

A word often confused or misused instead of border. Typically by uneducated mouth breathers when talking about immigration.

We need to stop those Mexicans from crossing our BOARDERS! Murica!

by Atommico October 11, 2018

knock boardies

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009

bill boarders bucket

a very large and deep, gushing vagina

man, i met some girl last night, her cunt was so fucked up i thought id fallen over into a pile of shit.

by jody June 11, 2006

panic boardies

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"

n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE

by catfapper January 12, 2009

boardear

When your ear is bored and you randomly decide to stick your ear up to someone's mouth and listen to them breathe

I became boardear so I went to my sleeping mother and put my ear on her mouth and listened to her breathe until she awoke.

by Jazmeneenna August 20, 2017

boarder

A baby who very aggressively swats their hand or foot and requires a mild board restraint to keep an IV access safe

I can't believe how many IVs that boarder has lost in the past few days! He's one strong baby!

by DonnaMR October 23, 2019