Bloatosexual

A man that is extremely homosexual, while also being bloated.

Yo Scott, Rich is a bloatosexual.

by Shepstein October 30, 2021

Bloomsexual

Bloomsexual: a person who's sexual orientation is constantly changing and almost never static
Colours of the flag are

Yellow 💛
Pink💗
White🤍
Blue💙
Black🖤

I'm coming out of the closet as Bloomsexual mom.

by R4T_VØM1T June 13, 2022

closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27

Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!

by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011