It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something
Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯
Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!
Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯
Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!
Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!
by Beethovena May 5, 2020
When a girl goes down a guy and places her warm mouth and the guys cock. This is usually a VERY enjoyable session for the guy. Continues until the guy ultimately has an orgasm.
I got home last night from a horrible day at work. A sat down on the couch and switched to 'The Comedy Channel' and began to watch scrubs. My girlfriend was in the kitchen and she came over to see me. She asked me how it was and I complained. She than looked at me and smiled and kissed me. She than unbuttoned my shirt and kissed down my collar bone. Her tongue trailed down to just above my pubes. There she unbuckled my belt. My breath began to shorten as I ultimately waited for what is next. She pulled my pants off kissing me so passionaltly. My cock began to harden and curve up. Erect it wanted her. I was just wearing my boxer. Her hand began to slowly take them off to where I was naked on the couch with lines from the TV. Her placed her warm mouth on the tip of my dick and began to lick around. Her toungue swirled so fast. Her small hand was around the shaft of my cock. Massaging it gently. She than began to deep throat and hum. My dick was in heaven. I could feel the tip of my dick striking the back off her throat. She didn't gag. The rhythm of her mouth going up and down on my cock became unison. My dick was so hard. She began to go faster and faster. I could feel my balls tighten. I could feel the urge of cum. I held it back. Her ways were to strong. The feeling was to great. I finally began to cum. The wave of pleasure striking me so hard it felt to good. From there she swallowed.
It was the best blow job I had ever had.
I fucked her brains out later that night as my cum began to store up.
It was the best blow job I had ever had.
I fucked her brains out later that night as my cum began to store up.
by I.just.love.it April 5, 2009
When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not
by Jen November 10, 2003
We were riding the bus in brazil, and she gave the best look in her face...the look of "I want to suck you dick right here, right now"... I could look in her eyes and see her desire, her eagerness to suck my cock right there and then.We proceed to the back of bus, and she starts to kiss me, and grab my dick... I could feel my balls and prostate trembling... wow the antecipation sure adds to "finale"She starts to whisper softly in my ears..." My pussy is so wet, I want to suck your cock, please put it in my mouth, I want you to cum all over my face"...She licked bit my nipples.slowly making her way down to paradise land.I am as hard as a rock...my balls started to tighten up as she sticks my hard cock farther down her wet mouth. she then spits on head and rubs it all over my hard cock.. she started to lick the head, and move her hand around my dick in a clockwise motion...I was going crazy, my balls were hard as she pressed up agaisnt my ever hard PROSTATE. The fact that we could´ve have been caught by surprise, added to the moment.Finally, my hard cock begin to pulse, and I could feel the cum going all over her mouth and throat, and she stroked it perfectly... I cummed like a fucking horse, all over her mouth... and she spontaneously swallowed every drop of my HOT CUM!!! Wow...that was the best blow job I ever had. She made sure to clean and lick every drop of cum from my dick.
She has the most beautiful mouth, wet tongue and thick lips, making it perfect to lick my hard cock. on this particular day I got 4 blow jobs from her. I am a lucky man as she is addicted to sucking and swallowing every drop of my cum.
by Da horse December 24, 2010
by 12'' January 30, 2003
In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops
-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops
-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)
by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005
by butterschoch jellybeans May 19, 2015