cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

by TE AM0 August 25, 2005

Cock Block

The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.

e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.

by retepa May 6, 2007

cock block

A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.

Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."

by duminik November 21, 2010

cock block

When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal

Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.

Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.

The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.

by RuneX December 2, 2003

Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014