Saint Butthole

Prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. In times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one's anus with vaseline as a sacrament to him. When defecation occurs, this is called 'a visit from Saint Butthole'. His imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.

"Sorry about the mess, dude. I hadn't shit in three days, but when i did Saint Butthole visited me with a vengeance!"

"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."

by Professor Poo January 12, 2008

butthole surfing

The act of shaking a carbonated alcoholic beverage and and allowing the liquid to shoot up through the neck of the bottle and into the persons anus. This allows the alcohol enter into the bloodstream faster than oral intake.

"My friend died because of careless butthole surfing."
"You should really stop drinking, butthole surfing is the way to go."

by Kitface May 18, 2007

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Butthole Rabbits

Butthole Rabbits are one foot tall, hairy, doughnut shaped creatures that walk on miniature butt cheeks, communicate through fart noises and live under the rule of the Butthole Rabbit king. They come from an alternate universe and the only food they can eat are small red berries that cause sonic diarrhea. Butthole Rabbits usually spend their time doing butt-related activities, such as Rugby, Ass-kicking, participating in Flatulent Orchestras, fornication, eating, and most of all, torturing others.

Ryan, a leading scientist in buttology, led an exploration team into an alternate universe, where he discovered the Butthole Rabbits, before disappearing on their home world, and was never found. Rumors suggest that he had died of sonic diarrhea after being captured and forced to eat the berries which his butthole couldn't handle and he blew out his sphincter, unlike the rabbits who were already adapted to the berries effects.

by funnyfella55 October 26, 2012

butthole mc junior

A butthole Mc junior is someone that is being a jerk but is also your sibling. Butthole Mc Junior’s are usually older than you, and can be real annoying. You should NEVER want to be one when you’re older.

Ugh, dude my sister is such a butthole Mc junior! She won’t leave me alone.

by Liv8780 May 21, 2020

Brycey Butthole

A very ugly little boy. He's ok at football and basketball. He walks like a duck. He has the best sister ever. He is also a generous burper.

Look, it's Brycey Butthole.

by Brycey Butthole March 18, 2019

Wasabi Nigga Butthole

When an African American male uses wasabi as a substitute for lube in the act of anal sex.

Oh dat nigga Bobby doin wasabi nigga butthole to Brittney

by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019