birthday

1 year closer to extinction

happy birthday

by BuggedBeatle998 June 16, 2020

Birthday

To celebrate one year closer to death...

"Every birthday is one day closer to my grave."

by Plant.Killer June 6, 2020

Birthday

Your father's cumiversary

Happy birthday , you little shit

by Ak.Cowling May 21, 2020

birthday

a day that you celebrate the day you were born

birthday tomorrow

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Birthday

Birthday the day I came out of a stomach

My moms a pussy, she had a c-section, that's my birthday

by Imthatoneperson December 17, 2018

Birthday

A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack

Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.

by dongfarmer September 28, 2018

birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

by cyhm37 April 13, 2006