Billie Joe Armstrong

Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.

With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players
by Dillon Farnum March 28, 2005
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uh, not really as sexy as you may think, looks like the guy never gets any sleep because he usually has major baggage, also a sissy because he wears eyeliner, and people are so stupid, just cuz they hear their song "american idiot" they become all obsessed with greenday and billie joe, and they think that theyre a new band when really they have been around longer than you may think, only recently have they broken out and i am now appalled at the number of retards who think they know greenday after listening to one song

back to "billie joe", he has become a lazy ass at guitar, he had to assign another guitarist to his band, that lazy ass, although the new guitarist is not technically a part of greenday
guy 1: yo greenday is my new favourite band

guy 2: you dumbshit theyve been around since early 90's

guy 1: ROCK ON AMERICAN IDIOT

guy 1: *kicks him in ballls*
by former greenday fan January 10, 2005
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The worst guitar player ever to walk the face of the earth. Plays bad punk music; killed rock and roll.

Because he plays so poorly everyone thinks they can play therefore everyone does. and they all suck. Thus making Billy Joe Armstrong, and green day, the worst band ever. As well as being the ugliest fag ever.
Retard 1:Don't worry we can start a band, we will start off by learning all the Green Day songs, thank god Billy Joe Armstrong is so cool.

Retard 2: what if we suck.

Retard 1: It's ok Green Day is easy to play. it wont be hard, we will be mainstream in no time.
by Evan McCandless June 08, 2005
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Some sad excuse of a human in a band that destroys the name of music.
Girl: Billie Joe Armstrong is the htotest guy in the world!! OMG!!
ME: FUCK YOU STUPIT BITCH!
by RlKKl April 02, 2006
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2nd Hottest man on earth (right behind mike dirnt) front man for green day. SOME (keyword) girls obssesed with him!!
Me: God, Melissa, you're, like, OBSSESED whith Billy Jo Aarmstong!!
Mel: It's spelt BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!! and no i'm not!!
Me: you 1,754 pictures of him cut out mags.
Mel: Umm... it's 1759.
Me: Oh, god.
by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt June 03, 2006
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lead singer of Green Day that is brainwashing America's youth with his Far-Left songs. It seems as though he and the band have a pact with the ACLU
Green Day's best song is Time of Your Life...why'd they have to go off and be stupid Left-Wing Anarchists...?
by Bryan February 15, 2005
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Timmy: hey, isn't that Billie Joe Armstrong, wow he is so punk.

Jimmy: ...........
by Supafrank April 18, 2010
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